Mummy's voice muffles, "yeah my husband's sick so Amy will fetch us!"
"Go to sleep early!!!" "Like Now!" (the time's 1030pm on a Friday night) Mummy Says to me.
Me: WHAT? its Saturday tomorrow.
Mummy: Aiyah, what to do, papa's sick, Good Girl.
So bright (actually the sun wasn't up yet) and early, EXTREMELY early! in the morning, at 5:45am on a Saturday morning, my mother's yelling, WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! i need to go to Kembangan, i need to be there by 7am, but i need to fetch A.A(her "lesbian lover") and your Papa's still sick so he can't fetch us.
Me: 5 mins more (flashbacks to secondary school)
2 mins later
Mummy: WAKE UP! Come home can sleep again!Hurry up late already!Just wear your Pajamas.
Me:BUT I CAN'T WAKE UP!
SO like do you know the sky is still dark at 6.30am? After you're awake for a while, the early morning sights are quite nice. In the car it was like, Make sure your Papa does this,this,that,that,this,that,this.
Anyway, waking up early does have its benefits, by 12, i had already eaten my breakfast, while watching the sun rise, heard the latest gossips of telok blagah while doing my hair (which thank god is no longer orange), made my own yummylicious lunch of pasta and sausages, its damn good k! most productive.
After lunch, the sick papa decided that he has slept enough and decided to disturb me. he says he's "hanging out in my room". bleah...so here i was playing around with Facebook when he sees my profile photo and says "JIAK BEI LIAO" which in reality probably has no meaning. But in my papa's slang, it's hokkien for "score or win already" "Who's your pretty friend?".
Me: PAAAAA!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!
Pa: That's you? Don't bluff! *looks closer, "ok, who are you trying to kid?"
Me: Bleah bleah bleah, fine, if that's not me, how do i look like?
So he sits at my computer and looks through the numerous photos of me and finally, he lets out a little chuckle. there this one.
Whatever man!
